It’s Cowgirl Season… at COWBOYS

Whatup Cowgirls!

Its summertime and that means we’re ready for some DaisyDukes and CowGirls!


After scouting the globe for the top parties [STUFF magazine] we find Cowboys at Calgary Alberta’s Stampede. This massive tent holds true to the motto: the most fun you can have with your boots on. Now let’s talk about the bad bitches: the most gorgeous women from around the world work up a sweat to get on board for this notorious week at Cowboys. Girls coming from Germany, France, Australia, Toronto and Las Vegas get on their grind to serve you. WTF? Im in. And it aint their first rodeo. With their 100th Anniversary this year and headliners such as our man Snoop Dogg, Yogi, G. Emery and Blue Rodeo, not to mention the Worldwide TROPIC BEAUTY competition, I’m getting thirstayyy. 


Peep our girl A.B. #BronwenBaker bartending at Cowboys. Look fine as F*$k- ay girl payin yo tuition. Word is bond. 


#IAMTEAMCOWBOYS

#IAMTEAMCOWBOYS

-GZ


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NHL Playas Goin’ HAM!

This post was inspired by the Patrick Kane Party Train college frat party incident that happened a few weeks ago… and maybe a little from my May Long Weekend. I woke up in an empty room rolled in a foam mattress like a burrito. Here is my compilations of NHL players who like to go ham in the off season (or during). 

- PING

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Dayyuuumm, what are they gonna come out with next? To be honest, I wasn’t really expecting this but I’m not much tech savy person my self.

-Hugh

And you thought you had skills… MANNNNGGGGG, you need to step your game up son. Try twistin’ up a blizzy without hands. ROIGGGHHHTTT!!! It’s literally unthinkable, but guess what it’s possible. Don’t believe me? See for yourself.

-Hugh

MONDAY WAKE UP CALL

Let’s talk about French Montana for a second. Killin’ the East Coast game right now, recently signed to Maybach Music Group AND Bad Boy Records, owner of Cocaine City Records; not to mention the dude has been shot in the head…. The guy pumps out mixtapes like a mafucka and at MCxWC, we respect the hustle. Get on it. Here’s a bit with Charlie Rock and cameo’s including Fat Joe, Waka Flocka, Lex Luger, Diddy and more - Shot Caller. Enjoy.

-GZ

BAD BITCH OF THE WEEK: KATELYN DAVEY

I’m beginning to think Bad Bitch of the Week should be a statutory holiday. Seriously. The way these Bad Bitches are rollin’ thru, I feel like I need a day off to digest how dope these ladies really are. For this edition of Bad Bitch of the Week, it is our pleasure to introduce to you Katelyn Davey. Motivated, confident, sexy and one hundred, this girl runs with the best of them. Usually we’d write somethin’ up, but this Bad Bitch came prepared. We love prepared Bad Bitches…

What I want out of life is true happiness and to see the world (I’m slowly getting there) and all it takes to win me over is a good joke or a Disney movie. I think it’s important to never settle for something below your own standards. I believe that hard work pays off and anything is possible. I recently just became certified in Human Resources Business Management at the U of A and my goal is to use that knowledge to become a recruiter so that I can help other people do what they love and follow the right career path.

My friends are what keep me going everyday and good beats get me through tough times. Although I’m shy it does not mean I’m weak - I know what I want and that’s all that matters. I get by knowing that doing the right thing can never be measured by the outcome of events.

“Judge yourself by what you do, not what happens afterwards.”

I have no regrets, just learning experiences. Through the years I’ve learned that life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we might as well dance. I can’t wait to see what the world throws at me.

And this isn’t all. This beauty is a former dancer of 12 years, where she excelled in jazz, tap, ballet, hip hop, contemporary and lyrical. When she isn’t out killin’ the scene wherever she goes, Katelyn loves readin’ up on literature based on real life events. Her favorite author is Ellen Hopkins, mostly in part to her dark style of writing. 

Although this baber is from Edmonton, you can tell by that body she’s made for the beach. Having recently travelled to Mexico, Dominican, Hawaii and California, it’s safe to say she should make her way to the West Coast. She would be one helluva hot commodity, just look at the rest of her photos, I’m sure you would agree.

Enjoy!

- PING & HUGH

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Mark Zuckerberg is a Troll.

On the eve of Facebook’s IPO, Founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg published the following letter to potential investors:

Dear Potential Investor:

For years, you’ve wasted your time on Facebook.  Now here’s your chance to waste your money on it, too.

Tomorrow is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking.  How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000’s?

For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren’t based on real businesses.  Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep.

Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.

Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money.  And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk.  We totally stole this idea from iTunes.

Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you’ll be far from alone.  As a result of using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have suffered mild to moderate brain damage, impairing their ability to make reasoned judgments.  These will be your fellow Facebook investors.

With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook’s IPO will net $100 billion.  To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five trades to lose that much money.

One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I’m expected to earn from Facebook’s IPO?  Well, I’m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $18 billion.  LOL.

Friend me,

Mark

(Source: borowitzreport.com)

Everything is Sexier in Slow Motion

Unreal shit yo. Dude compiles some of my favorite sport videos/clips and turns it into a god damn masterpiece. This needs to be about 40x longer.

- PING

Space is Pretty Cool Shit

All photos are from Colonel Douglas H. Wheelock since taking over command of the International Space Station back in 2010. Also known as @Astro_Wheels on Twitter, dude offers up some amazing space photography for all his followers. Follow this guy for some eyegasms and serenity. 

Enjoy!

- PING

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(Source: twitpic.com)